Life update

 Timileyin is currently writhing in intense agony and pain, very much similar to cats clawing at your insides. Some may call it menstrual cramps, when in reality it's the the instrument of Satan himself. She swears she's not exaggerating.

Hi readers, it's Timileyin here. Remember when I said I'd try to be consistent? Yeah, that didn't happen. Before I delve into this blog post, this is me checking up on you. How are you?Hope you've been well and safe? If not, I hope things get better soon ❤️.

Sending big hugs❤️

We've been experiencing some technical issues with our website, but the bounce is finally back and better than ever! (10 points to whoever gets this reference, comment below if you did😉)

This past month has literally been a blur for me. What with exams, Sapa and life in general, I was barely able to stay sane and very, very close to losing it, but alas, exams are over and the engine's still running.

I'm okay lol.

If you ask me, that alone calls for celebration, so it wouldn't hurt if you want to give your girl a little shoulder pat (preferably in naira notes)😉.

Your girl is humble.

As said in the previous post, I've been finding it extremely difficult to write or read. I'm not entirely sure if this imposter's syndrome or writer's block 2.0, but it's really not the best feeling. It's so bad that I have anxiety when I open my notes app, I guess it's  more of my mind already self sabotaging before I even start writing and I hate it so much, especially because writing gives me so much joy. I'd really appreciate it if you'd comment what you'd like to see on the blog, maybe that'd be a great start to tackling this problem or even send in book recommendations, I'd love that too.

Or you can fund my therapy sessions.

Ah yes, a lot of you (absolutely no one) have been wondering how my first ever physical exams in the uni of first choice were, and let me just tell you, it'll never cease to amaze me how backwards we are as a country. Everything from the jump could have been done better but wasn't. It shocks me that I managed to leave that whole chaos sane, but to Jesus be my glory.

We go again next session

The month of September in general has been awfully eventful. I got served Breakfast 2.0 (not my proudest moment🤡) and also caught a variant of miss Rona. The latter still has me shell shocked because I promise you, I was very careful. In fact, I'm part of the minority of Lagosians that still wear a mask. Unfortunately, someone was selfish and I'm innocently suffering for their carelessness. The symptoms were so hardcore on some days, that I'd just curl up in a ball and sob. Thankfully, I'm much better now and have tested negative, all that's left is to finally be able to taste coco pops again and I'd be unstoppable!

Unto the heartbreak fiasco, it really got me, I can't even lie. Majorly because school's out of session and I had no distraction. Just my heartbreak playlist, Twitter and my sister to rant to. Special thanks to my girls, I'm honoured that y'all never got tired of the random texts of "But he's very wicked sha" and the classic "should I text him" we hope to never see such again.

This will be me till further notice.

I think everyone should get their heart crushed for character building. That way you unlock your full potential of wickedness, trust me softness isn't the way, choose wickness today!. 

Embrace your inner nollybabe today.

All joking aside though, if you feel you're in a situation where you aren't even accorded with half of what you give out, either mentally or physically, whatever it may be, the best thing is to just walk out. Sure, it may hurt but it honestly is for the best. Hop on the cool team, join the streets of wickedness and self worth today!.

We'll welcome you to a new dispensation

Now that I've brought you up to speed about what's been going on in my life, I'd like to end this blogspot with these parting words; "gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast". 

Thank you for sticking with me this far, see you in our next post!