E-learning, the ghetto.

Timileyin writes this blogpost with ovulation cramps and a tired soul. As a Nigerian student there really isn't anything to look forward to. But then, "it is well ".

This blog post is listening to Jon Bellion's hand of God.

Hello readers of the Sanya Girls Blog!, thank you for clicking that link again. This is actually the first official blog post of the year and honestly, we know we didn't put up with our promise of consistency. But what can we say, never trust a Nigerian who says they'd bring change.

                 consistency in the mud.

I hope your life hasn't been nearly as tumultuous as mine?. Because nowadays, I literally just want to press pause. Actually If I'm not mistaken, the majority of our readers are Nigerian students. So, your lives aren't all great too haha!

                *laughs in impending doom*

For our non-student readers, the e-learning curriculum was implemented by ASSU (Academic Staff Union of Universities)  - basically a group of conventional aged men with children studying abroad- and the government for federal and state owned tertiary institutions in Nigeria. Apparently it is supposed to ensure that the education of  Nigerian youths would not be hindered by the outbreak of the corona virus . But here it is, being the exact same problem it was meant to solve.

   Another episode of the Nigerian struggle. 

 Lecturers who made it hard for students to pass a course during physical classes are finding this quite entertaining I'm sure, as they do not need to show up to class to get paid.The online learning site is honestly trash and students have  become their own teachers. A particular "University Of First Choice" especially cannot boast of one successful test yet. And don't get me started on the fact that most of us reside with our parents/guardians, they did not born us well to not go and fetch the remote, even if we're watching a Youtube video of Mrs Adedotun attempting to teach us oral english through the phone. 

We're basically on auto pilot at this point and they don't seem the least bit bothered about it. I honestly cannot keep on typing the many things wrong with this whole e-learning palaver because I am aware that most of our readers are sneakily scrolling through this page when they're supposed to  be studying (yes, i'm talking to you!). One thing I do know for sure is that we cannot keep going on like this. it's honestly a train that'll eventually crash.

                        Internally screams! 

 With that being said, if you know or live with any Nigerian student, send them money or give them a hug because we are not okay.

              Make everybody just get out.

 

May Jesus take the wheels.