THE RUNDOWN

Hi Fam ❤️,
We hope the lockdown is treating you well
Ramadan Mubarak to all our muslim Fam,may this period not hinder the sharing of meat during Ileya (Amin).

We know we promised to be consistent with updates and we apologise for slacking.

So today's post is more of a surge on what we missed so far
Here are the breaking news with the Sanya Girls!

 *cues in dramatic music*
And now the Headlines:
As of last week, the cost of essential food stuffs (i.e rice), has increased to a staggering amount of 30,000. We wonder if our Muslim peeps would share the rice to our side this time around.

The FG of our 'capable' nation has implored soldiers on the streets of Lagos to ensure adherence to the lockdown protocols, kinda like a nigerian version of G.I Joe.

Healthcare practitioners cry for the need of adequate medical facilities and PPE to fight this pandemic in full force. Hehe, our country is a joke. Shout out to all those at the fore-front, we are not deserving of your selflessness.

President Sinzu has extended the lockdown to one week, also declaring that by May 4th, there'd be a curfew from 8pm-6am to reduce the spread of the virus (apparently, the president is certain that we're dealing with a nocturnal pandemic). Basically, Bubu says "may the best immune system win".

It's safe to say that our country has no agenda on how to fight the COVIK- one nine. We are basically living off the blood of Jesus and InshaAllah. Oh well, at least we have NCDC to tell us the things we already know and yeah, good vibes too.

So dear friends and stay at home heroes, don't be foolish. Keep watching Tik Tok videos and having conversations with your furnitures cause  that's the safest thing to do at the moment!. We forever love you!. Keep your quarantined asses at home. Ciao!