HEY PERVS, GO TO HELL!

Naomi has had just about enough of this school life and has been going on a ‘school will not kill me, I will kill school’ phase, while Timileyin  has taken a peculiar liking for custard and bread. 

Hey fambam what’s popping? Today’s post is about perverted Nigerians and how we’ve had just about enough of their shit. We’re pretty sure we speak for every woman in this country when we say they should all get a one way ticket to the lake of fire. Can we get an amen?

 It has become very frustrating to not be completely safe in your own country, afraid a man who can't keep his nasty opinions and dirty hands to himself would come out of nowhere to attack you. They’ve even turned it to a normal occurrence that their entitled brains dare to defend themselves if you actually protest.

Sure most Nigerian men are unrepentant perverts and deserve a good slap (or worse),  but the real demons are those treacherous market men.

Seeing as they specialise in female clothing and the likes, They are supposed to be on our side or show some sort of camaraderie. 

But no, they are pushy, invasive and damn right rude when trying to sell their products.

If you’ve ever been to popular markets in lagos like those in Yaba or Oshodi, you’ll know exactly what we mean. From cat-calling and crude remarks, to even going as far as groping and it’s all in the name of ‘selling their products’. 

Worse still, they insult You if you dare speak out. Well, that has never stopped Naomi though.

As our mum is an ardent bargain hunter, it  was only proper that we'd  follow her footsteps when shopping and this, makes us inevitably shop from the ‘danger areas’. Naomi being the psycho that she is, brings along a safety pin to prick at her assaulters all the time.While Timileyin uses the softer approach of staring them off (which never works).

For some twisted reason, they see wrist grabbing and shouting with groundnut-crusted breaths at your face as a way of advertising. Let’s not get started with the “aunty I get your colour” or the “my wife come buy correct stock” anthem they always chant.

 So for those  of you who actually feel it’s okay to touch women without their consent, repent from your ways for the kingdom of God is at hand!!!.